You never know what new stuff they have. Everyone was like, 'Run, Juliet!' We're supervillains. Call us 'Master'. You'll each get a whirl. As soon as I'm done playing with them. You know what homophobia really means about you, don't you?
I give you... my archnemesis... sisses.


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ANDREW: Don't trust him. Robo-pimp daddy's all mouth.
WARREN: Shut up, Andrew! You're just mad I wouldn't build you Christina Ricci.
ANDREW: You owe me man!
WARREN: Or else what? You'll train another pack of devil-dogs to ruin my prom? Heh, graduated!
ANDREW: That wasn't me! How many times do I have to say it? The prom thing was my lame-o brother, Tucker.
JONATHAN: Yeah, well, tell him I was at that prom.
ANDREW: Hello! Screen-wipe, new scene. I had nothing to do with the devil dogs. I trained flying demon monkeys to attack the school play. School play, dude!
WARREN: That was cool. That was kinda cool.
JONATHAN: Remember, everyone was like, "Run, Juliet!"
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ANDREW: We're talking about murder.
WARREN: No, we're talking about staying alive. And since this is my mom's house, I think what I say goes.
ANDREW: But aside from the moral issues, and the mess, we can get in trouble for murder.
WARREN: Duh! You know, the last I checked, the authorities also frowned on bank robbery too, genius!
JONATHAN: I don't even know if we could kill Buffy. She's got super-strength.
ANDREW: And, you know, killing people, this is not why we got together in the first place.
JONATHAN: Yeah, we teamed up with one clear, super-cool mission statement. Remember?
WARREN: So ... you guys wanna team up and take over Sunnydale?
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ANDREW: Is this the life or what? I mean, here we got all the stuff we ever wanted and we didn't even have to...
WARREN: Earn it?
ANDREW: Exactamundo.
JONATHAN: It's true, my friends. The way I see it, life is like an interstellar journey. Some people go into hypersleep and travel at sub-light speeds, only to get where they're going after years of struggle, toil and hard, hard work. We, on the other hand...
ANDREW: Blast through the space-time continuum in a wormhole?
JONATHAN: Gentlemen... crime is our wormhole.
ANDREW: But, everyone knows, if the width of a wormhole cavity is a whole number of wavelengths, plus a fraction of that wavelength, the coinciding particle activity collapses the infrastructure.
WARREN: Dude. Don't be a geek.