You never know what new stuff they have. Everyone was like, 'Run, Juliet!' We're supervillains. Call us 'Master'. You'll each get a whirl. As soon as I'm done playing with them. You know what homophobia really means about you, don't you?
I give you... my archnemesis... sisses.
I Was Made To Love You

I Was Made To Love You

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 KATRINA: Hi, did you get me a drink?
WARREN: Gotta go, she's gonna see me.
KATRINA: She, who? What's up, Warren?
WARREN: It doesn't matter. Come on.
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I Was Made To Love You

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 BUFFY: I have to talk to you.
KATRINA: Who's this?
WARREN: Is this about her?
BUFFY: Yes.
KATRINA: Her, who? Warren, something's going on here. Strange girls--
WARREN: Katrina, please be quiet, okay, this is important. Wait in the kitchen.
KATRINA: And I'm not important? Warren, just tell her to go away.
WARREN: I can't.
KATRINA: You're keeping secrets from me. Other girls, and who knows what else?
WARREN: Trina, shut up.
KATRINA: That's it. Forget it, Warren. I'm gone.
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I Was Made To Love You

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 WARREN: I didn't make a toy. I made a girlfriend.
BUFFY: A girlfriend. Are you saying... are you in love with her?
WARREN: I really thought I would be. I mean, she's perfect. I don't know, I guess it was too easy. And predictable. You know, she got... boring. She was exactly what I wanted, and I didn't want her. I thought I was going crazy.
BUFFY: Really? You?
WARREN: Then something happened. Katrina was in my engineering seminar, and she was really funny and cool. You know, she was always giving me a hard time, real unpredictable. She builds these little model monorails that run with magnets, and... Anyway. I fell in love with Katrina.
BUFFY: Swell. Romance and magnetic trains.
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I Was Made To Love You

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 WARREN: April! April, are you there? If the batteries are still working and she hears my voice, then she'll answer.
BUFFY: She's voice-activated?
WARREN: Well, I made it so that if she heard me and she didn't answer, it causes this kind of feedback.
BUFFY: Wait, if you call her and she doesn't answer, it hurts her? You're one creepy little dweeb, Warren.
WARREN: April!
APRIL: Warren!
WARREN: April.
APRIL: Where have you been? I couldn't find you, and this girl kept lying to me, and then she went to sleep.
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I Was Made To Love You

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 APRIL: Warren, honey, what's going on? Why did you go away? Is it a game?
WARREN: No. No, this isn't a game.
APRIL: Did I do something wrong? I waited a long time and you never came back. A long time. I made you five sweaters.
WARREN: That's great, you could go back and get them. So you could wait there, and--
BUFFY: Warren! You have to tell her. And do it right.
APRIL: What is she saying, Warren? What do you need to tell me?
WARREN: April, I made a mistake.
APRIL: You can't make mistakes.
WARREN: No, I did. I thought that I made you everything that I wanted, but it wasn't really what I wanted. I'm sorry, but it's over.
APRIL: But, I can be whatever you want. I love you. I'll do whatever you want. Would you like a neckrub?
WARREN: No, hey, no. See, I know that you love me, but the truth is, I can't love you. I mean, it's not your fault, but I don't love you. I love her!
APRIL: Grrr...
BUFFY: She growls? You made her so she growls?
WARREN: Well...
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I Was Made To Love You

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 WARREN: Trina, no, wait, listen, listen, I'm so sorry. I guess I asked... No, no, just give me a chance to explain, I... Yes! No, but she... no, no, listen, listen, I'll do anything, just, no, no, don't hang up! Ahhh! How did you get in here?
SPIKE: Your mum let me in. I'm placing an order.
WARREN: Oh, no, no, I'm not making any more girls.
SPIKE: Sure you are. Here's your specs. You're gonna make her real good for me.