[ download ] 3.57 Mb // 1:24	WARREN: What the hell is that? ANDREW: Death Star, dude! Wicked, huh? JONATHAN: Thermal exhaust port's above the main port, numb-nuts. ANDREW: For your information, I'm using the Empire's revised designs from Return of the Jedi. JONATHAN: That's a flawed design! WARREN: Hey! Okay, the thing is, since we're messing with the Slayer, who could pummel the three of us into a sludgy substance, it might be a good idea for us to NOT draw attention to ourselves! JONATHAN: Hmm-uh. ANDREW: I could paint over it if you want. WARREN: Yeah, well, do that! Because this time tomorrow, the games begin. And the Slayer will never even know what hit her.
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[ download ] 4.74 Mb //	WARREN: Okay, score me. JONATHAN: Right. Fifty points for ingenuity, another thirty since it involved actual contact. ANDREW: Very smooth, by the way. JONATHAN: On the freak-o-meter I'd say she was at a six. WARREN: Oh come on, it's an eight, easy! JONATHAN: We'll split the diff, call it a seven. Which is good for a hundred and forty, giving you a grand total of... ANDREW: Two hundred and twenty. WARREN: Ha, ha. Beat that! ANDREW: Oh, I will. I will.
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[ download ] 2.80 Mb // 1:06	WARREN: Ah! Got visual of subject, four o'clock. JONATHAN: That's not four o'clock. WARREN: Well, it is if you're facing the front of the van. JONATHAN: But we're not facing the front of the van, we're facing out that way. That's twelve, so she's at two o'clock. WARREN: Look, she's over there, okay? JONATHAN: Okay.
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[ download ] 3.86 Mb // 1:31	JONATHAN: Guys, I'm ready. I need you to hold hands. ANDREW: With each other? WARREN: Well, you know what homophobia really means about you, don't you? JONATHAN: Stop touching my magic bone! ANDREW/WARREN: [giggles] JONATHAN: Shut up. Okay. Okay, it's in Latin, so don't laugh. It's supposed to sound like this. Opus orbit est, et ea in medio, tempus ad calcem intendit.
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[ download ] 3.13 Mb // 1:14	WARREN: Smart. She's figuring out the game. Satisfy the customer. Well, she might just have you beat there, Stretch. JONATHAN: No way. It hasn't even started yet. ANDREW: I just hope she solves it faster than Data did on the ep of TNG where the Enterprise kept blowing up. WARREN: Or Mulder in that X-Files where the bank kept exploding. ANDREW: Scully wants me so bad.
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[ download ] 3.53 Mb // 1:24	WARREN: Connery is Bond. He had style. JONATHAN: Yeah, but Roger Moore was funny. WARREN: Moonraker? The gondola turns into a hovercraft? It's retarded. Besides, the guy had, like, no edge. ANDREW: Dalton had edge. In Licence To Kill he was a rogue agent. That's edgy. And he was amazing in The Living Daylights. JONATHAN: Yeah, which was written for Roger Moore, not Timothy Dalton! WARREN: Okay, this is stupid! We're wasting time. End of discussion. I mean, there's a shot of like pigeons, doing double-takes when the gondola blasted by! Moonraker is inexcusable.
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[ download ] 3.67 Mb // 1:27	JONATHAN: Ow. Next time I do that spell, one of you guys has to look like the demon. ANDREW: The Slayer touched you. JONATHAN: Yeah, it was sexy the way she touched me real hard with her fists. I only looked big. I actually had the proportional strength of, uh, me. WARREN: Guys, think about this. We took on the Slayer. I mean, we've got all kinds of stuff in the computer now... speed, strength, reaction time... We're getting what we need to really become a threat to her. We tested her, faced her, and we survived. JONATHAN: Unless I have internal injuries that will eventually kill me. ANDREW: Oh, of course, but barring that, Warren's right. We did good! WARREN: The Trio versus the Slayer. It's not over.