You never know what new stuff they have. Everyone was like, 'Run, Juliet!' We're supervillains. Call us 'Master'. You'll each get a whirl. As soon as I'm done playing with them. You know what homophobia really means about you, don't you?
I give you... my archnemesis... sisses.
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 HARMONY: Anyway, the books you guys brought me to help with the plan? Well, I've been skimming through the book jackets all morning, and let me tell you, there's some pretty useful stuff in there, so-- Yes, uh... sorry, forgot your name.
CYRUS: Cyrus.
HARMONY: Cyrus! Right, Peaches' friend. What's your question?
CYRUS: Uh, when are we gonna do it?
HARMONY: Eww! That's rude! I barely know you! Ugh, and you're a minion!
MORT: He means the plan! When are we gonna do the plan?
HARMONY: Oh! The plan! Ah, well, first lemme tell you I'm really psyched about it and I hope the rest of you guys--
MORT: When?
HARMONY: Tonight! We kill the Slayer tonight.
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 HARMONY: What a total disaster. My first plan! I so wanted it to go well. Plus, I didn't even get to kill stupid Xander Harris! God, that was so embarrassing.
MORT: We'll go back later.
HARMONY: No! It's no good. Buffy's gonna expect us now. The whole surprise is blown.
PEACHES: Who are you growling at?
CYRUS: Not me, my stomach. If I don't eat somebody soon, I'll get dizzy.
PEACHES: Let's go back to the lair. That census taker may not be empty yet.
BRAD: Not me. This night is young, and I want some action.
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 HARMONY: Anyway... I'm feeling really good about this new plan, people. I think it's a winner.
CYRUS: When do we eat the girl?
HARMONY: We don't. Not yet.
CYRUS: Why not?
HARMONY: Because! That's not the plan! Do I have to go over the plan again? We use the sister as bait. We send Buffy a note--
PEACHES: More notes?
HARMONY: We send Buffy a note, telling her that if she wants to see her sister again, she has to come alone to a place we choose. She comes, we jump her, we kill her.
MORT: So it doesn't really matter if we're actually holding the slayer's sister, just as long as she thinks we are. She'll walk into the trap.
HARMONY: I guess.
CYRUS: So it won't make any difference if we eat the girl now.
HARMONY: We're not eating the girl.
PEACHES: Why not?
HARMONY: Cause! That's not the plan.
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 HARMONY: Alright. You're all on my list. This isn't fair. Okay, so things haven't been perfect. I just need a little more time to grow into my leadership role.
MORT: Time's up.
DAWN: Touch me and my sister's gonna kill you.
CYRUS: [laughs]
BUFFY: Can't say she didn't warn him.